Apologies for the silly riposte, but can you please explain how the current sea border is invisible?
I didn't think it would be necessary to rewind the clocks but, sadly so, it appears to be the case.
The Brexit gig was predominantly sold to the good people of
Britain as "take back control"...borders and sovereignty being right up to the fore.
And the Brexiteers won. Congratulations to them.
And then, as an after thought, it turns out that the British government has responsibility for the interests of the people of N Ireland.
Those interests being a distant second to the interests of Britain, once again.
At which point everyone, from the Shinners to the DUP, from Dublin to London, all agreed.... that "under
no circumstances will we place a border in Ireland" (British PM).
The absolute contradiction of the UK leaving the EU to "take back control of our borders" while simultaneously, "under no circumstances" the UK placing any controls on its only land border with the EU is classic political farce.
But hang on!
It wasn't called "Ukexit" was it?
It was called "Brexit!"
What they meant was Britain leaving the EU, thinking Britain and UK was one and same.
It reminds me of that relentless, incessant, table-thumping mantra that I recognised since the age of 8 yrs "Ulster is British!"
Of course, in the absence of conflict it has become clear, Ulster is Irish.
Is it possible that the architects and cheerleaders of UK leaving the EU were actually just focused in Britain leaving the EU and didn't give pause, for a nanosecond, the people of Ireland?
Maybe I'm wrong, I just struggle to recall Nigel Farage parading the streets of Belfast to cheering Brexiteers.
Perhaps Northern Ireland is different?
Different Sterling, different laws on women's bodily rights, different Sunday trading laws, different political institutions, different demographic, different laws on language rights, different views on border controls with EU etc
The DUP thump the table "we are NOT different!"
I'm in danger of ranting if not already.
So again I ask you... for second time today and four years, what alternative arrangements for the land border between EU and UK that would preferentially agreeable?