Most hated phrases & management speak

Having skimmed through this thread I didnt see my pet hate and surely one of the most prolific. If indeed it was not included I can only conclude those contributing to this thread did not for effort, give "110 per cent"
 
I work for a J&J company at the moment and they are murder for bull**** bingo type phrases, micro-management and beurocracy...cant wait to get out of there...
 
The phrases that raise my hackles are:-

1. (and probably the number 1 here also) is "Going Forward." This is usually uttered by somebody with such backward thinking that would make even David Brent look good.

2. "From get-go" usually said by some person who would have trouble getting to the starting blocks, let alone sprinting from them.

3. "Tick Tack" with the others on this. I presume it means talk.

4. "From A to Z" (pronounced from ay 2 zee) - American accent a bonus.

5. Like watching paint dry - Well, literally, I must do this.
 
One that really got under my skin was the ESB recently telling us that customers they had cut supply to were de-energised!
 
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