It doesn't get worse than this . . .

[Jock04]

In 1997 Robert Watt, 38, was fined £100 for trying to have sex with a shoe in an Edinburgh street (BBC)

You can only imagine his joy when he heard he had won a holiday in a Sandals resort.

 

[shootingstar]

Ah, Shootingstar - welcome back - didnt hear from you in ages.

just spotted this now.... hey EF yes ive been busy holding down a real job for a change....

 

[ClubMan]

ive been busy holding down a real job for a change....

You mean like a Claud Butler, Trek or Cannondale? Hmmm - frisky!

 

[thomsk]

Apparently he's got pedalphile tendencies with cars....was caught stroking an austin minor.....and he's bicyexcycal.....got stuck up the exhaust of a princess.

 

[U2Fan]

Re man having sex with a shoe...Did he have a patent for this? Was there tongues involved?

 

[elefantfresh]

Heel be in trouble now for sure. Maybe his drink was laced?

 

[Jock04]

Some people get very excited at the sight of a strap-on

 

[shootingstar]

You mean like a Claud Butler, Trek or Cannondale? Hmmm - frisky!

ok thats gone straight over my head...

 

[penang]

did he stop ridin' the bike when it got too tired?