For a start, that maturity date can't be any longer than 2 years.
Is this sort of nitpicking the best you can come up with? You claimed it was impossible for a bank to offload toxic assets using this guarantee; in about 10 seconds I described a way of doing it. What I described was crude and blatent but I suppose if you gave me say an hour I'd have crossed the Ts and dotted the Is a bit better.
More importantly, you may have got them off the books (shame on the accountants if so) but you have not escaped their consequences on profitability.
Eh what are you talking about consequence on profitability? That's the whole point; there is no incentive to address profitability in this plan. The lads will be concentrating on balance sheet exercises to avoid marking their bad assets to market thus hiding their true position.
And yes I'm sure our regulator will say "shame on you" in a very angry voice. At least I don't know what else he will be able to do and frankly after watching his performance on Prime Time on the rte web site, I am even more depressed.
This is the point which you and the good professor are missing (deliberatley?
). Not until overall insolvency sets in does the government guarantee kick in. You cannot get the government to underwrite simply the manure stuff while you breeze along happily with the rest.
Deliberately eh? Why would I do that? I am pretty much certain to lose my job if banks collapse. But I also happen to be an Irish citizen and it's in the latter position that I'm outraged by this. What's your motivation for cheering this on?
And absolutely no-one is talking about breezing along happily. This is a nightmare situation for all involved. Even the execs in the bad banks know that eventually, unless they can magic up billions of real assets to add to their balance sheets (this can only happen by becoming profitable), that they are doomed.
Like I said above, the effect of this are not at all hard to predict. If you think that a bank has to go bust before the two year window closes for the tax payer to be scr*wed by this, it demonstrates to me that you are (deliberately?) unwilling to actually contemplate how this is going to pan out.
Let's say one of these profitless "negative equity" banks survive in true Ponzi fashion on deposit money and institutional borrowing for a year and a half. What do you expect to happen as the guarantee window starts coming to a close? Unless it's extended, it will trigger a real old fashioned style run on these banks (and not just a freeze out from the money and bond markets) as the institutions scrable to withdraw funds start before the expiry of the government guarantee.
Of course, the bury your head in the sand for 2 years option is far more comfortable than facing the unpleasant reality.