I've just learnt that the date for the next general election has been set. We kept a few terylene nappies and over the years took one or two out just to remind us of the days and nights and I can tell you they were the best contraceptive known to man and woman. And unlike the Billings method they worked and even satisfied Catholic teaching.
I reckon the Greens will be calling to canvass in their electric cars and eating sawdust sandwiches. I wonder how they'll react when they see my new flag, a used cloth nappy hoisted high on a wooden flag pole. It's where I'll shove it is the problem.
I reckon the Greens will be calling to canvass in their electric cars and eating sawdust sandwiches. I wonder how they'll react when they see my new flag, a used cloth nappy hoisted high on a wooden flag pole. It's where I'll shove it is the problem.