[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Right, so here's a rough draft of what I'm going to say.. feel freet to let me know if it sucks or not!! I've decided against any outrageous lines or taking the pee out of the groom :[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, sans-serif]Ladies and gentlemen, [/FONT]on behalf of xxx and xxx I'd like to thank you all for joining in this wonderful day for the two of them.. and can I just add what a fine looking bunch you all are!
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Paddy Would-you-like-a-drink. If you see me at the bar later, remember that i only answer to my full name!
xxx, you're looking beautiful today.. I'm sure Mike is a proud and happy man right now
To the bridesmaids, girls, ye're looking great.. I'll be in room 123 all night.. just thought i'd throw that in there..
It's taken seven years of friendship, but finally, after all that time myself and xxx have decided that i am indeed the best man!! It's a great honour to be asked to perform this role and I think it shows that xxx thinks of me as highly as I do of him.
Myself and xxx first met in Dublin. Two country boys, both at loose ends. We met through mutual friends and one night xxx rang me up to see
did I want to go for a pint. We hit if off straightaway. The rest as they say is history. We haven't looked back since. He's my best friend, more like a brother to me really.
We're as close as best friends can be.. Actually, I remember a remark one night along the lines of "I'm surpised you and xxx are getting married, I always though it would be xxx and paddy"!!!!
We've had some great times together, we've travelled to some fantastic places together and we've always had the best of times.. I suppose you could say i was responsible for bringing the two together in the first place. I brought him down to my hometown of xxx and it started off from there.looking back If i'd have known then what i know now, i'd have left him in dublin and i'd still have my partner in crime! in fact, my list of destinations has declined rapidly ever since he packed his bags and headed for xxx!
But I'm sure i've left him in responsible hands with xxx and I hope they'll be able to create their own fabulous memories together. I'm sure they will, I, for one know that xxx is the only one for xxx. he's never shut up talking about her ever since they first met. Here's to many more years of that!
Well, I'm going to keep it short and sweet now (like myself), I can see a few heads starting to drop down the back there.. Chin up lads, it's almost over!
xxx, you've been my best friend now for a long time. I wish you and xxx all the very best for the future. May it be a long and prosperous future, filled with many great occasions along the way.
Would you all raise your glasses and join me in toasting the happy couple.
to love, to laughter and to happiness ever after. To the new mr and mrs xxx . . To xxx and xxx