Guts V Balls

[Purple]

Guts vs. Balls
>
> There is a medical distinction.
>
> We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
> know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
> and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are
> listed below:
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
> met by your wife with a broom,
> and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
> are you flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
> smelling of perfume and beer,
> lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
> and having the balls to say:
> 'You're next, Chubby.'

 

[Firefly]

Lol

 

[Smashbox]

Would you dare say either of them to your missus purple?! She seems to have you under the thumb!

 

[Purple]

Would you dare say either of them to your missus purple?! She seems to have you under the thumb!

Ye better believe it!

 

[gillarosa]

So, when the belly goes up against the gonads charm goes out the window?

 

[baldyman27]

excellent!

 

[Purple]

So, when the belly goes up against the gonads charm goes out the window?

Her belly, my gonads

 

[baldyman27]

Her belly, my gonads

I cannot for the life of me figure out how that position would work.

 

[Smashbox]

Maybe she has a rather large belly in her pregnant state, the poor woman having to put up with purple..

 

[sandrat]

some women like that kind of thing

 

[gillarosa]

Her belly, my gonads

Eh no! that wouldn't have been what I was alluding to. What is the story with you and Sandrat's obsession with your wife? do you know each other outside of the hallowed halls or AAM or are you actually the same person? a kind of ying and yang of purple.

 

[Purple]

Eh no! that wouldn't have been what I was alluding to. What is the story with you and Sandrat's obsession with your wife? do you know each other outside of the hallowed halls or AAM or are you actually the same person? a kind of ying and yang of purple.

No, different people. We just stalk each other.

 

[sandrat]

Eh no! that wouldn't have been what I was alluding to. What is the story with you and Sandrat's obsession with your wife? do you know each other outside of the hallowed halls or AAM or are you actually the same person? a kind of ying and yang of purple.

where did I show an obsession with his wife?

 

[baldyman27]

I get confused between the lot of ye; Smashbox, Sandrat, Purple, S.L.F. and even Caveat the odd time. This is an advice site, not a swinging site. Get with it, not each other.

 

[Lex Foutish]

where did I show an obsession with his wife?

This could be interesting! Wait till Smashbox and S.L.F arrive on the scene!

 

[baldyman27]

This could be interesting! Wait till Smashbox and S.L.F arrive on the scene!

Might be worth sticking around for, feck all on in the cinema anyway.

 

[Lex Foutish]

Might be worth sticking around for, feck all on in the cinema anyway.

Lesbian Vampire Killers on in Mahon Point....

 

[sandrat]

Someone going around killing lesbian vampires? How very politically incorrect.

 

[Smashbox]

I get confused between the lot of ye; Smashbox, Sandrat, Purple, S.L.F. and even Caveat the odd time. This is an advice site, not a swinging site. Get with it, not each other.

Look Baldy, I told you we couldnt include you because theres not enough room for a new member to our 'little club'. What we do is our own business, we're all adults so please stop shouting about it from the treetops, a lot of the members are married and its all a big secret!!

SSSHHHHH!!

 

[sandrat]

Careful smashbox you don't want to aggravate bald people