Guts vs. Balls
>
> There is a medical distinction.
>
> We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
> know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
> and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are
> listed below:
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
> met by your wife with a broom,
> and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
> are you flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
> smelling of perfume and beer,
> lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
> and having the balls to say:
> 'You're next, Chubby.'
>
> There is a medical distinction.
>
> We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
> know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
> and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are
> listed below:
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
> met by your wife with a broom,
> and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or
> are you flying somewhere?'
>
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
> smelling of perfume and beer,
> lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
> and having the balls to say:
> 'You're next, Chubby.'