Pizza eating

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I need to let off some steam here.

People that eat their pizza with a knife and fork as opposed to picking up the slices in their hands annoy me.
 
Why mess up the cutting wheel? Go on ......... nobody's looking!
 
qwertyuiop said:
People that eat their pizza with a knife and fork as opposed to picking up the slices in their hands annoy me.
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eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr sorry qwertyuiop didn't mean to offend you.

Would it help if I said I eat all my pizzas with tons of ketchup...

And I mean tons...
 
I cut my pizza into nice little slices so I can fit it in the dipping sauce... if they made those little containers larger who knows.....
 
I roll mine up into a big cheesy, herby, tomatoey ball, kick it around the garden for five minutes and then cut it up with a chainsaw.

I don't eat it though - it's just to amuse myself and the cats.
 
Caveat! Do you sing to your cat. If not, listen up .........
SONG LYRICS:​
John: "Eat Garfield eat. Eat with all your might!
Eat that pasta, eat it faster.
Till it's out of sight.
Till it's out of sight.
Munch Garfield, munch. Come on lets do lunch.
Make your belly mozzarelly
Crunch, crunch, crunch
Crunch, crunch, crunch.
Cheese, salami, ham and swiss
Whole wheat, rye and white
Sliced tomatoes, ton of mayo
Love at first bite
Garfield, you're an awesome eater. Yes, you are the top.
Butter beatters, bitter batter
You don't have to stop.
Double stack it, you can hack it.
Yum, Garfield, yum.
Don't you miss a crumb
Add a dinner, you're the winner
Don't you pause or you'll get thinner
More, Garfiled, more. Till you can't fit through the door.
Eat Garfield Eat
Chow, chow, chow
Have a nice PIZZA:D
If the last line is out of sync ........ it's because it's mine. Burp!
 
Would you rather they picked it up in their hands, then dropped the entire contents onto their chin... watching as it rolls down their face onto their shirt?

Not me!
 
I don't care how they eat it except if it's "takeaway night". I don't want to be rinsing plates and cutlery for the dishwasher on my night off!
 
I'm allergic to cheese and tomato, so can't eat pizza at all.....:(

But if I did, I promise I'd pick it up with my hands ;)
 
DavyJones said:
Thanks for that,
But i was alluding to "When in rome"
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Yeah but we are not in Rome and it is traditional for Irish people to use a knife and fork.

And eat it with lots and lots of ketchup

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My brother used to make a pizza sandwich (1 slice of pizza between 2 slices of buttered bread) the morning after the night before.

Yuk!!!
 
Does anyone know why some Italian restaurants in Ireland don't (or won't) serve pizza with pineapple as a topping?
 
gipimann said:
I'm allergic to cheese and tomato, so can't eat pizza at all.....:(
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Now that's just not fair. No trips to Italy for you so...
Pasta sauce is either tomato based or cream & cheese.
Pizzas out.

Soooo....Wine and crostini :)
 
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