if u were a member of the opposite sex for a day?

it always amazes me why men would play lesbian for a day! is that not what they do anyway??? why not be with a man for a day and perhaps learn something ;) ha! :D
 
it always amazes me why men would play lesbian for a day! is that not what they do anyway??? why not be with a man for a day and perhaps learn something ;) ha! :D

Only a woman could ask such a question, If you were a man for a day you'd know the story;)
 
it always amazes me why men would play lesbian for a day! is that not what they do anyway??? why not be with a man for a day and perhaps learn something ;) ha! :D
Yes but if you enjoyed it and changed back what then? Sex would be a pain in the This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language ;)
 
I think Id like to be a woman during the impending recession. That way I wouldnt feel it in the pocket so much.
 
Well, I did get that one.(was giving you the benefit of the doubt.......)
Just didn't really like it all that much!
:(
Bold, car!
Nicola
 
I dont think i`d like to be a guy for a day, Reasons below :

1 - men are too odd
2 - men are obilvious to tears, panic, upset, emotions & hormones
3 - men expect dinner served up to them EVERY day (not anymore in my house admittidly). He wore it the 1st 4 times haha, then he stopped demanding
4 - men think women are the weaker sex in work
5 - men scratch their nuts wayyyy to much (no part of the anatomy should itch that much, unless a rash is present:) )
6 - Did i mention odd??
7 - men think that 3 inches is 6 inches :) (learn how long an inch is guys)
8 - mens farts are so bad they could make a dog leave the room
9 - men sweat too much.
10 - Men dont pay enough attention to the women

yep, i`ll stay as i am thanks..... women rock :D
 
I would:
Drive while putting on make-up/lipstick,
walk into a nightclub and get free drinks all night,
order a large Big Mac Meal & a DIET Coke,
expect doors to be held open for me and not thank the person holding it,
give sneering (you're not good enough for me) looks at anyone who looked at me,
eat a bar of Galaxy to see what all the fuss about chocolate is,
call for help from big strong man if I saw a spider

OR

I'd just have a loooong bath :)


1. Drive while picking my nose

2. Walk into a nightclub and pay for drinks all night

3. Order a large Big Mac Meal, Coke, chicken nuggets, curly fries and an icecream

4. Hold doors open to see if anyone thanks me

5. Leer at women that I know I'm not good enough for

6. Eat 2 bars of Galaxy an hour after no.3

7. Answer calls for help when a girl sees a spider

AND

8. have a bath, leave water all over the floor and not bother rinsing the bath afterwards cos herslf will say its not done right anyway - why bother even trying to avoid an agrument that is a dead cert
 
I dont think i`d like to be a guy for a day, Reasons below :

1 - men are too odd

Not me. I'm totally contrary

2 - men are obilvious to tears, panic, upset, emotions & hormones

We need to be when dealing with weeping, emotional females

3 - men expect dinner served up to them EVERY day (not anymore in my house admittidly). He wore it the 1st 4 times haha, then he stopped demanding

I have nothing to say to this. I would expect a man to be master in his own house.

4 - men think women are the weaker sex in work

Not true I believe women are much better at making tea and filing reports than men are.

5 - men scratch their nuts wayyyy to much (no part of the anatomy should itch that much, unless a rash is present:)

Men need to do this just to make sure they are still there.

6 - Did i mention odd??

Repeating yourself................a prelude to nagging

7 - men think that 3 inches is 6 inches :) (learn how long an inch is guys)

Well it is!!!

8- mens farts are so bad they could make a dog leave the room

Stop calling yourself names:D

9 - men sweat too much.

It's because we work

10- Men dont pay enough attention to the women

If you made any sense we would!
 
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Not me. I'm totally contrary



We need to be when dealing with weeping, emotional females



I have nothing to say to this. I would expect a man to be master in his own house.



Not true I believe women are much better at making tea and filing reports than men are.



Men need to do this just to make sure they are still there.



Repeating yourself................a prelude to nagging



Well it is!!!



Stop calling yourself names:D



It's because we work



If you made any sense we would!

oh yes, i forgot the main one - Men are sooooo in denial no matter what :D

(love your post though... your a howl) cheeky git :)
 
oh yes, i forgot the main one - Men are sooooo in denial no matter what :D

(love your post though... your a howl) cheeky git :)

I'm just you liked it and didn't take offense.

It's so rare to meet a sensible female.:D
 
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