"This church has been pervert free for X-days"
The thing that cracks me up to some extent about churches laying down restrictive rules about the likes of communions, funerals etc, is that these things are their cash cows.
I'm sure it would be great if all these people came to Mass and put their hands in their pockets when the dish comes around, but they don't. They do, for whatever reason, want the christening, communion, wedding and funeral and the church is more than happy to take their money for these.
So the church pockets the money and then starts complaining about the people who've just stumped up a not insignificant amount of cash. Nice.