One happy sunny morning a couple of decades ago I wandered into Woodies to pick up and item I needed. On paying I noted to the young woman at checkout that I was charged less than the displayed price. "Oh yes", said she, "the old age discount".
Now in my mind I was, if not exactly youthful, certainly still in my prime. I mark my decline to that day!
Beware Woodies!
One happy sunny morning a couple of decades ago I wandered into Woodies to pick up and item I needed. On paying I noted to the young woman at checkout that I was charged less than the displayed price. "Oh yes", said she, "the old age discount".
Now in my mind I was, if not exactly youthful, certainly still in my prime. I mark my decline to that day!
Beware Woodies!
I had decided to buy a Toyota Corolla until I went to Woodies one Thursday and noticed the car park was full of pensioners mostly in Corollas, all in for their 10% discount.
I bought a Hyundai instead, which kept me younger for a bit longer.
I was there with my much younger brother, we paid separately. I wasn’t aware of the discount until it was offered to him, I had already paid. He’s raging. And he drives Corolla.