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Two men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only €1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "€60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
Year is back on the market. They're asking €950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
€900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him
in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Two men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only €1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "€60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last
Year is back on the market. They're asking €950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
€900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are looking at him
in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

 
Sorry guys, hadn't seen it posted here before.

Sometimes when you're away for a few days the number of new posts is incredible and too great to trawl through when you get back!

Maybe some others who didn't catch it first time enjoyed it! ;)
 
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