Not as good as mine though
Here is one :
Someone leave a bottle of wine on my doorstep and i will try to guess who it wasLook at the fun that Ill have ..
Alas, that’ll breach the LwC19 L5 restrictions.
Unless you’ve a grave by your doorstep?
Would faking such a monument be a grave offense?That can be arranged.
Would faking such a monument be a grave offense?
(sorry)
Quite right too.Who said anything about faking?
I thought we were in Halloween mode...
Plus I would never advocate someone evade the L5 restrictions by visiting a fake grave.
Quite right too.
Of course you should bury someone who actually died from Covid in said grave as we all love a touch of irony and what better than using Covid to avoid Covid restrictions.
Get the consent of the soon-to-be corpse before they die and make sure they are fully buried and not is a comical halloween pose as anything else would be in bad taste.
I note that the last one, the barm brack, has not listed the matchstick.
Cancel culture in these PC times, I s’pose.
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