The really important questions on a Friday afternoon

[zztop]

Why does the phone always ring when youre on the pot...

 

[Complainer]

Why does the phone always ring when youre on the pot...

And is it OK to answer and have a chat whilst on the pot?

 

[TarfHead]

and is it ok to answer and have a chat whilst on the pot?

no

 

[callybags]

Why is this thread being added to on a Tuesday?

 

[Complainer]

no

Give me a call around, ooh say 7.45pm tonight and we can discuss this further.

 

[casiopea]

In the Shawshank Redemption how did Andy get the poster to hang off the wall?

Chewing gum.

 

[Thirsty]

... itchy legs after a shower...

It's actually because you haven't fully washed off the soap.

 

[Betsy Og]

It's actually because you haven't fully washed off the soap.

what if I had no soap???..... well it is the recession

Is it a chemical reaction kind of thing?

 

[Godfather]

How can I keep the enthusiasm for this upcoming weekend as high as possible instead of seeing it decreasing with any minute that passes by?

 

[micmclo]

Corkonians and their constant talking about their county.

Is it too much confidence bordering on arrogance?
Or is it low self confidence and feeling inferior so they feel the need to build themselves up

I feel sorry for them either way, ah bless, there there

 

[Firefly]

How can I keep the enthusiasm for this upcoming weekend as high as possible instead of seeing it decreasing with any minute that passes by?

Why so because? Do you think Eddie O'Sullivan's USA will beat us in the rugby?

 

[Godfather]

Why so because? Do you think Eddie O'Sullivan's USA will beat us in the rugby?

No, just a general question I pose myself almost every weekend unless I'm going on holiday