On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
12 strikers marching
11 union reps exploding
10 increments and rising
9 sickdays choking
8 hours of overtime
7 failed attempts at reform
6 pointless staff per office
5 Priiiveliigee daaaaays
4 pointless meetings
3 phonecalls answered
2 hour long lunches
and 1 full day of truly productive work per week.
And that is with a bigof course...
Excellent. You should send in into nob nation or gift grub.