sleeping around

[TreeTiger]

My mother once asked me if I had slept with my boyfriend. I told her "not a wink"

 

[truthseeker]

Just be careful out there folks, wrap up well.

And remember to share the hot water bottle.

 

[mf1]

And remember to share the hot water bottle.

Yizzers are not doing it right if yiz need a hot water bottle!

mf

 

[ney001]

And remember to share the hot water bottle.

Is that some kind of new sleeping game??

Does it not get messy?

 

[Staples]

I remember a few years ago excitedly telling an older colleague about the guy I'd slept with the night before. She didn't understand what i meant and thought I was very dull to take him to bed just to sleep !!!

I didn't like to explain to her what we actually did..

Could you tell us?? In detail???

 

[Pique318]

Does anyone use them tablets to help you get a good nights sleep, I heard they're great yokes altogether

Although 'yokes' apparently help you sleep like you've never slept before !!

 

[levelpar]

What's the healthiest position to sleep in?

Assuming There are two of you, you should try head to toe

 

[S.L.F]

I'm great to sleep with.

I don't snore!

 

[truthseeker]

Does it not get messy?

Not if the cap is screwed securely on.

 

[Joanne1]

Could you tell us?? In detail???

I could. But I'm not sure if this is the appropriate forum ;-)

 

[Purple]

I could. But I'm not sure if this is the appropriate forum ;-)

Just PM everyone.

 

[Complainer]

I don't snore!

How do you know?

 

[S.L.F]

How do you know?

They would have told me but since they usually went to the other room to get some kip it's hard to ask them, my wife wears ear plugs because of the man outside who revs his bike up all night long.

So now you have proof...I don't snore...