Rugby World Cup

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jasconius101

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English guy lands in Sydney for the final and was asked by Immigration ' Do you have a criminal record mate?'

The Pommie replies 'Didn't know we still needed one'
 
I think the answer should have been " don't we all Brits have"
 
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If you're going to crack racist jokes, can you please try to make them either coherent, or funny.

This "joke", and the "witty" response after it, fits neither category.

Are we ever going to grow out of this inferiority complex that we have about our neighbours. The war of independence finished over 80 years ago boys. Time for this sort of nonsence to end.

As an Irishman, I find it very embarassing.
 
It's not a racist joke

As a fellow Irishman I don't know what you're embarrassed by CM. The original joke is quite witty as it is both current and historical. It is current as England were very recently in the Rugby World Cup Final and historically accurate as this is how most if not all Englishmen found themselves in Australia 200 years ago. There doesn't seem to be anything racist here to me. The response to it is another question.

Don't jump down people's throats for something you perceive as being the case without knowing where the humour comes from.
 
In a British program about Colin Farrell's lastest flick SWAT presented
by
some British blonde bimbo. The best bit was her interview of ice-cool
Samuel L Jackson.

Bimbo: What was it like working with Colin?, cos he is just so hot in
the
U.K. right now
Jackson: he's pretty hot in the U.S. too
Bimbo: Yeah, but he is one of our own
Jackson: Isn't he from Ireland?
Bimbo: Yeah, but we can claim him cos Ireland is beside us
Jackson: You see that's your problem right there. You British keep
Claiming people that don't belong to you. We had that problem here in
America too, it was called slavery.
 
A man has tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man comes and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
>
> He replies "The seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
> have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event
> in
> the world, and not use it?"
>
> He says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
> come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rugby Final we
> haven't been to together since we got married in 1987"
>
> " Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
> find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
> seat?"
>
> The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
>
 
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