Why not try visiting as many churches as you can and say a prayer in each one instead of a pub crawl and drinking dirty beer.
That will keep the tut tut brigade happy.
Why not visit as many hospital emergency departments as you can starting late in the evening, and counting the drunks clogging up the place?
Because that will take too long. We all know we have a problem in Ireland with our excessive drink culture but that's no need to rain on the parade of people that like to have a few beers and have never taken a second from the valuable time of Doctors & Nurses in A & E.
Why not visit as many shyster solicitor offices as you can, and view the pile of compo cases lined up against employers who organised or sponsored social events that led to injury, or sexual harrassment?Why not try visiting as many churches as you can and say a prayer in each one instead of a pub crawl and drinking dirty beer.