Presenters of property porn are to be denazified and then sent off to a show trial/ tribunal in Dublin castle which will go on for years and which will pick over their televisual misdeeds and wrongdoings.
On no account are they to be allowed to present anything ever again.
I have just bought five investment holiday homes there. The estate agent said that they were a great deal and that I will make a bomb. Can somebody explain the terms "rent" and "capital appreciation" please. I don't really have a clue about anything. I'm writing this message with crayon because they don't allow us any sharp objects in this place...
I have just bought five investment holiday homes there. The estate agent said that they were a great deal and that I will make a bomb. Can somebody explain the terms "rent" and "capital appreciation" please. I don't really have a clue about anything. I'm writing this message with crayon because they don't allow us any sharp objects in this place...
Only if you declare it -- sure who does? Isn't the government awash with money without us hard-working property speculators bumping up the coffers.
And you'll only have to declare it if you rent it out or sell it. With €40,000 in guaranteed capital appreciation every year, who'd be bothered renting for a measely €12,000 extra? And instead of selling, release your equity by increasing your interest only mortgage. You can't lose! Property Snakes'n'Ladders anyone?