The organic option is much more effective.Carry a whoppee cushion under your arm, the minute they come to close press on it, I would be gone like a shot anyway if it were me in your space!
I asked her with a perfectly straight face if she wanted a jockey back!
Is that a posh way of saying a piggy back?
Lol
I decided to say nothing meself. I'm pretty sure it's a Dub thing.
I was in the Stillorgan shopping centre on Monday, before 10.a.m and decided to park my car in the "empty" section away from the other cars huddled close to the supermarket. When I returned to my car there was a woman who had just parked her car next to mine despite there being dozens of empty spaces available all around! This happened in Woodies car park last week. They had parked so close I had difficulty opening my door. Again there were empty spaces all around. Drives...me mad!
I was in the Stillorgan shopping centre on Monday, before 10.a.m and decided to park my car in the "empty" section away from the other cars huddled close to the supermarket. When I returned to my car there was a woman who had just parked her car next to mine despite there being dozens of empty spaces available all around! This happened in Woodies car park last week. They had parked so close I had difficulty opening my door. Again there were empty spaces all around. Drives...me mad!
It also happens in the clothes shop when you are standing looking at something and someone comes along and starts looking at the same item of clothing as you. They stand beside you and take a great interest as you move the clothes along the clothes rack. My self and my wife call this the "is there a magnet on my This post will be deleted if not edited to remove bad language" effect.
If you stand back and stare at the person they usually scurry off until they find the next person.
I wouldn't have thought women are the main offenders - men definitely do it too. My tip if you're in a queue is to move yourself and your bag around and sort of jostle them with the bag if possible. I also don't move forward much and leave a nice space in front of me because I think that drives them mad, and makes it look more obvious that they are too close.