Can you borrow the money or even pay one of the fines as they are unlikely to go away? Any response at all from the fine instigators since? Who is fining you, the council, DVLA (do they even do fines or just points?), cops? What's the offence you are charged with - dangerous driving, carlesss driving?
If you register the car in Ireland, put Irish plates on it, AFAIK it will not be detected by ANPR cameras in the UK for the old offences, even if the old offences are arrestable, but you personally are still liable for the to tickets.
OH and BTW, please do something to "paragraphatise" your post - it's a daunting looking slab at the moment and may put off some helpful posters, some of whom may even be less of a PITA than me!