Let's have a look at some of the solutions provided:-
(b) Ask the Gardaí to be intermediaries.
They have more pressing problems on an hourly basis.
Yes indeed they do have more pressing problems e.g. arresting corrupt politicians that ruined this country, senators who abused expenses, govt ministers who influenced multi-million euro mobile phone license deals for personal gain, county councilors that took bribes for zoning, bishops and priests that covered up shocking crimes against children, senior bank executives who paid themselves a fortune while at the same time ruining their own banks and the economy, unscrupulous developers who created ghost estates and left others unfinished, financial regulators that slept on the job etc etc.
Obviously they are flat out. Let me guess, a file is being sent to the DPP....