They aren't indestructible RainyDay, but they are robust. They have a few layers to them and more solid innards than you would like in a plane! They are also armoured with steel plate which would make for a rather heavy and expensive plane and are placed in the tail to provide further protection ( as impacts almost always happen to the front of the plane first you could think of the whole fuselage as a crumple zone for the flight data recorder and the cockpit voice recorder). Basically you wouldn't want to fly inside one but you wouldn't want to fly without one either.
It was just a little joke actually, but thanks for the explanation.