limerick

I presume that's the sound of a Kalashnikov or something?
 
Dead poets cannot write so I will hijack his post . What is the best Limerick you have heard, I will give you one that is fairly clean, as the Adms & mods have a habit of censoring my posts on The Craic.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
As naked as the day she was born,
It wasnt the spider,
who sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with his horn.:rollin
 
There was a young man from Bengal
Who had a hexagonal ball
The size of its mate
Plus his p*nis
Plus eight
Was Pi times the root of f*ck all
 
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor doggy a bone.
When she went over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

He He He!!!!!!
 
There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.

ARTHUR BULLER
 
A young schizophrenic named Struther,

Who learned of the death of his Brother,

Said, "I know that its bad,

But I don't feel too sad.

After all, I still have each other."
 
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