I'd send out Willie O'Dea. He's perfectly qualified in so many ways :... What would you do?
- Former Minister for Defence, so reverting to being highly offensive isn't a radical move (or without precedent)
- A lawyer, so he knows the loopholes & which transgressions carry the smallest penalties. Besides, if the worst comes to the worst, isn't he's great pals with all the judges, getting locked with them regularly at law library dinners etc?
- A trained, deadly gun-man with ready access to a huge arsenal of fire-arms in his constituency
- A very bad case of small-man's disease, so he punches well above his weight and is very aggressive
- Disposable, so if he doesn't come back our losses are minimal and maybe it gets another lawyer off the dole queue
- Incomprehensible speech even before a law library dinner, so he can always claim he gave appropriate warnings before opening fire on innocent bystanders
I hope my response is seen as apportioning the correct level of seriousness to the question posed, rather than the issues at hand.
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