Is there a black hole posing as your washing machine?

I tried the tights, but me hairy legs keep gettin caught in the ruff, and I've had a few strange looks from other blokes...suggestions?
- shave your legs, it'll help with the hairy leg thing, it'll also stop the strange looks too - because when you tell the onlooker, they'd just be shocked... :D
 
I find your use of the word "black" very offensive. Could you not say "absence of light"

Where did I leave Joe Duffys number ?
 
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