thedaddyman
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This all began as a pub discussion but basically the question is this. If you were President and could sign any Executive Order (like DJ Trump), what would it be.? These are what I came up with and please bear in mind before anyone jumps down my throat that I am being slightly tongue in cheek here.
- I would make it compulsory for drivers of Audi's, BMW's and black VW Passats to sit a "how not to drive like a total plonker" course.
- I would ban from Dundrum shopping centre anyone who stands on the escalators and blocks people unless they are infirm or pushing a pram with twins in it
- I would ban Coleslaw, especially when I never asked for it but it appeared on the plate next to my toasted special like some festering pink mound of awfulness
- I would implement an immediate €100 fine for anyone who uses the phrase "something should be done about it" but fails to do or suggest what that something should be
- I would make anyone caught fly tipping or dumping rubbish in the country pick stones for a day for a farmer.
- I would enforce a ban on all TV singing contests