1. Repeatedly kick the tyres, shaking your head disapprovingly
2. Run your hand over the bonnet, muttering 'respray' and " " " "
3. Peer under the wheel arches, " " " "
4. Speak exclusively in rhyming slang or mechanics' jargon (the 'box', the 'donkey', etc.)
5. Roll your eyes heavenwards every time he mentions some special feature of the car
6. Set the alarm on your mobile to go off a minute or so into the conversation, then take the 'call' and walk off saying loudly 'Yeah... yeah...
€16K, he wants? Tell him I'll give him €10K, and he
still owes me for the other yoke...'
