If ye don't wash your hands,
there's no word for ye but 'dirty',
and spare me ye blaming others,
like Harney, Cowan or Bertie.
The fact of the matter
is that you're spreading disease,
and I don't give a sh1te
if ye all have degrees.
But ye'll probably want a pay rise,
in return for basic hygiene,
when if ye had anything about ye,
it'd be no more than your routine.
I never thought I'd say it,
(because for them I had no liking),
but bring back the nuns,
and less of your striking.
(Granted, it's a lengthy slogan)