Groan!

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ney001

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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!
 
..Or indeed the dog with the six shooter going into a bar to find the man who shot his paw...


daithi
 
Or the dog who applies for a job and is asked if he can speak any other languages and replies 'miaow'.
 
or the wolf who told the three little pigs... "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down"..... and a pig opened the window and shouted down...
"If you dont f... off I'll sneeze on you."
 
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