Groan!

[ney001]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband "I must confess darling, I was a hooker!".

He says "That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it".

She replies "Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!

 

[fobs]

so bad, oh so bad

 

[S.L.F]

so bad, oh so bad

Not "bad", awful.

"Bad" is where a horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face?"

 

[daithi]

..Or indeed the dog with the six shooter going into a bar to find the man who shot his paw...


daithi

 

[liaconn]

Or the dog who applies for a job and is asked if he can speak any other languages and replies 'miaow'.

 

[Elphaba]

or the wolf who told the three little pigs... "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down"..... and a pig opened the window and shouted down...
"If you dont f... off I'll sneeze on you."

 

[DrMoriarty]

Thread closed on health and safety grounds.

There are depths, and there are depths...

 

[DrMoriarty]

Only kidding.

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[Purple]

Only kidding.

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LOL Excellent!