UptheDeise
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Will serving ministers be exempted?
On a related note I see that sales of Viagra have collapsed
Good Grief! Guess what they are taxing next?
Irish Revenue Service.
The only thing that the Revenue has not taxed yet is your penis. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is peed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the
time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are
both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10 Pole Tax 25.00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15.00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 3.00
Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains.
NOTE: Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
I.R.S
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