Good grief! News just in, guess what they are taxing next?

[UptheDeise]

Good Grief! Guess what they are taxing next?

Irish Revenue Service.

The only thing that the Revenue has not taxed yet is your penis. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is peed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the
time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are
both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10 Pole Tax 25.00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15.00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 3.00
Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains.
NOTE: Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
I.R.S

 

[dockingtrade]

any relief on those taxes

 

[UptheDeise]

What sort of relief would you like? Hand or oral relief?

 

[callybags]

Is this making the hard choice or just taking the soft option?

 

[DrMoriarty]

Will serving ministers be exempted?

 

[Purple]

Will serving ministers be exempted?

Where the hell do you get 'em Dr. M?

 

[Purple]

On a related note I see that sales of Viagra have collapsed as we are all hard up now...

 

[Caveat]

On a related note I see that sales of Viagra have collapsed

I thought it was because of stiff competition?

 

[ninsaga]

Is this where all the big knobs hang out these days?

 

[Determined]

Come again ?!?!

 

[macnas]

seeing as to how cars are no longer taxed on engine size, can we expect some form of green/carbon/emission tax on jp's in the mini-budget??

 

[woodbine]

Good Grief! Guess what they are taxing next?

Irish Revenue Service.

The only thing that the Revenue has not taxed yet is your penis. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is peed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the
time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are
both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10 Pole Tax 25.00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15.00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 3.00
Males exceeding 12″ must file under capital gains.
NOTE: Anyone under 4″ is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
I.R.S

women obviously exempt... it's dickscrimination i tell ye!

 

[Lex Foutish]

An Irish man on a long haul flight noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him was reading a book entitled, "Strange But True Sexual Facts."

"Interesting book?" he enquired.

"Yes," she replied. "For example, did you know that the Native American Indian has the longest penis in the world and the Irishman has the thickest?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," she continued, "My name is Helen. And yours?"

And, without batting an eyelid, the Irish man replied, "Tonto Murphy."