Last year I noticed my neighbours golden pages lying outside for a few days after it was delivered. So I did the neighbourly thing and took it off their doorstep. A week or so later I saw her car back in the driveway, so I knock on the door with the goldenpages in hand. Instead of saying thank you, she looked at me like I'd just slapped her across the face!
She always seemed a bit of a weirdo anyway.
Needless to say her Golden Pages will be getting wet this year.