Give up yer new sins ...

Surely a greater feat than the marriage feast at Cana or the loaves and fishes .......... he manages to give a bit of himself billions of times over at masses worldwide. Although for the latter he overdid the multiplicaion thing and the disciples were left with 12 large doggy-bags to tote away. However, nothing is mentioned of the 'reverse style' miracle performed by the crowd in This post will be deleted if not edited immediately' first miracle ........ turning the wine back into water a few hours later.
 
Well you could try a few of the counties and townships in Arkansas if you want to get away. Plenty of dry areas there. Most in the south and mid west of USA. Of course if you wanted to be at one with the lord, you could climb the Rockies in Utah ...... thus being high and dry at the same time. Without shroons.
 
Then someone should get on to Bantam Press ...... the name of the tome is misleading. It (IMHO) should read "The Thing That Doesn't Exist's Delusion".


Raises the question of what atheist women should cry out during org**m.


"Oh He-that-doesn't exist .. oh He-that-doesn't exist"..

Doesn't sound right.

How about:

"Dawkins! Oh, Dawkins! HitchenHitchenHitches... Right Harris... oh Dawkins... yeh right Harris. OH! That Dennet for me"