Freakwent spelling errors

A guy in work once sent me an e-mail asking if I could order him a filing kavanagh.
 
I read this on 'overheard in Dublin"

Grafitti on a wall - I think Finglas!

"Birts out"
 
Moved into a brand spanking new building at work lately and the office supplies (pens, paper, Post-its, Tipp-ex etc) are held in the Stationary Cupboard.

Thank god for that, I thought it was going to be motorised !!
 
Pique318 said:
Moved into a brand spanking new building at work lately and the office supplies (pens, paper, Post-its, Tipp-ex etc) are held in the Stationary Cupboard.

Thank god for that, I thought it was going to be motorised !!
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Receptionist in our place always spells it that way....one of these days...least she knows how to spell "cheque"
 
My Spell Checker...
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.


Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
 
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