I remember a hand written notice in our local shop advertising the services of a "chimbley cleaner".
I saw an invoice once for "plastering of chimley" from a building contractor.
I remember a hand written notice in our local shop advertising the services of a "chimbley cleaner".
Written?
You mean all at the same time? That certainly would be awesome!The birth of your child, seeing a whale swimming beside you while in the sea, the view from the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, comprehending the vastness of space; all of these things are awesome.
Indeed it would.You mean all at the same time? That certainly would be awesome!
So did the audience get what they expected or did you rip them off?I lov dis post verry much.
Some years back I was working for a religious organisation and they were launching a video (yes I did say some years ago!!!!) which had been produced for promotional purposes. It was being shown for all their own priests first and I was asked to do a notice for their dining area to let them know. The sign should have read:
"A public showing will take place tonight @ 7p.m. ........."
However I left the letter "l" out of one of the words which slightly changed the meaning. Needless to say there was a massive turnout for the launch!!!!!
Been instead of being.
Should of instead of Should have
One of my favourites has to have been a sign on a bucket of bargain cushions in a Banana Tree shop in Tallaght which stated, "Zips broke".
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Seriously? I've never heard that. I have heard though (in Dublin only) 'perjamers' (pyjamas)
Did he want to be interned (sic.) there?My favourite (albeit spoken) one is of the man who wanted to be buried on "concentrated ground".