I had a hospital appointment in Dublin today and apparently, a meter reader called or so customer services in Electric Ireland told me. The meter readers are employed by ESB Networks and, getting a reading from Cork to Fitzwilliam Street, Dublin 2, has taken 5/6 days in the past, so I stopped using that communications channel years ago..
If I take a meter reading and phone it in to Fitzwilliam Street, I can have an e-bill (PDF file emailed to me) in 24 hours, before the Government messed it all up and made it complicated. The government changed product pricing and changed the VAT rate. If a primary school pupil couldn't do these basic maths, I'd be very worried, and get her to change schools.
This Scarlet Pimpernel of meter readers never left his calling card (yellow and blue postcard) in the letter box. These were common in the good old days when the consumer had the option of posting the card with a new reading filled in or phoning in the reading. As I didn't get a card, I'm skeptical about anyone calling. I asked why they'd need another reading as they'd done nothing with the last one, and I was assured yet again I'd have a bill up to April 29th by next Friday, 15/7 2022. And pigs might fly.
As my medical treatments are complex, with more than one condition, and three hospitals, I can't always predict when I'll be home, so I asked if the Scarlet Pimpernel could phone me for a specific time. No, said customer services, he doesn't do appointments, he just shows up. Seems like an awful waste of time money, fuel, and effort for no result, but who am I to dare voice an opinion?
I had downloaded this and asked the customer services rep who I could address my complaint, based on the fact that Electric Ireland are now in breach of their own
Customer Service Guarantees
Relevant extracts: "
Electric Ireland will issue scheduled bills to customers no later than one month after the receipt of meter reading data for the billing period involved, except in situations where the customer has agreed otherwise, or where meter reading data appears incorrect."
I’ve never agreed otherwise and I've never been told the data appear incorrect - they've had lots of opportunities to review it for veracity so it appears correct, several years’ worth of correct.
"Electric Ireland issues bills on a two-monthly basis to residential and small business customers. Larger business customers may receive monthly bills where appropriate.
Your bill is calculated on the basis of meter reading(s), actual or estimated, and other data supplied by the relevant Network Operator*. Customer readings may be used where provided."
I've been supplying actual meter reading for in excess of two years now, when I got an estimated bill, or if the bill didn't materialize in or around the two-month time frame mentioned.
The next stage is letters to all board members at the registered address.