Best T-Shirt Slogans?

[horusd]

]Id love to have a battle of wits with you,but you appear unarmed...[/B]

Its not whether you win or lose,its who you blame..

Choose your sick days carefully..

Where theres a will, I want to be in it..

What part of Eelymosynary Ratiocination do you not understand..

These are class! Two others:

I don't do rich, but if I did, I'd be fabulous!

Where there's a will...there's relatives!

 

[PMU]

From Israel:

"Visit Israel Before Israel Visits You"

and

"Guns and Moses"

 

[flossie]

I saw this thred ages ago and wanted to post but i wasn't a 50+ member - but finally got there!

Saw a T-Shirt with:

"Man Flu - Women Just Don't Get It!" which made me chuckle (even as a girl!).

 

[Staples]

Saw a guy going to communion a few weeks back wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "Feel free to feel me".

Didn't seem to get any takers at mass anyway.

 

[DB74]

Saw one last summer on a heavily pregnant woman:

"It started with a kiss!"