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Two Mexican prisoners have escaped into the desert fleeing their captors.
After three days of no food and water, they are simply starving and dying of thirst when in the distance Miguel sees a tree shimmerring with what looks like strips of bacon and rashers hanging from every branch. There's crispy bacon, smoked bacon, traditional cuts and streaky.
"Jose queek, Ees a bacon tree, hombre, We're saved!
"Si Pepe, you're right, it ees a bacon tree" who tears up the desert towards the tree. Jose gets to within 5 feet when all of a sudden there is a rapid burst of gunfire and Jose is gunned down by a hail of bullets.
"Jose what happen?" as Pepe runs towards his dying friend,
No Pepe, no, run amigo, run, ees no a bacon tree
Ees..... a ...... ham bush....
After three days of no food and water, they are simply starving and dying of thirst when in the distance Miguel sees a tree shimmerring with what looks like strips of bacon and rashers hanging from every branch. There's crispy bacon, smoked bacon, traditional cuts and streaky.
"Jose queek, Ees a bacon tree, hombre, We're saved!
"Si Pepe, you're right, it ees a bacon tree" who tears up the desert towards the tree. Jose gets to within 5 feet when all of a sudden there is a rapid burst of gunfire and Jose is gunned down by a hail of bullets.
"Jose what happen?" as Pepe runs towards his dying friend,
No Pepe, no, run amigo, run, ees no a bacon tree
Ees..... a ...... ham bush....