Brendan Burgess
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I was staggered by the ineptitude of the majority of the lawyers who faced the judge.
I was involved in a probate case and sat waiting for the case I was involved with to come up and got exactly the same impression. The saving grace was that the judge was excellent.
A typical exchange would be
Barrister: I want to apply for an x,y, z...
Judge: Why do you want to apply for an x, y,z...
Barrister: "genuinely nonsensical answer" I don't think it was just because I did not understand the terminology.
Judge: Have you applied for the standard A, B, C first?
Barrister: No.
Judge: Why not?
Barrister: Because we want an xyz
Judge: Well you know that you must apply for an ABC and if you don't get that, you can apply for an xyz. Application thrown out
Another, very funny exchange,
Barrister: I want to apply for an animal grant of xyz
Judge: a what?
Barrister : an animal grant of xyz
Judge: I have never heard of an animal grant of xyz
Barrister: I hadn't heard of it either myself Judge, until yesterday.
Another barrister intervenes - I think he means an annual grant of...
Judge -Ok, I have heard of an annual grant of.
Barrister: That must be it so...
Gilbert & Sullivan would only need to take it down. there would be no need to make it up.
Like Purple, I know one or two good solicitors and have been let down by many others. I would be very happy to take a relatively straightforward debt collection case to a court against solicitors or barristers if I was allowed to do so.
Brendan