Billy was driving along the M2 whan he got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to Belfast. Suddenly a man knocks on the window, Billy rolls down the window and asks 'what's happening?' A man says,'the UDA have kidnapped the x factor twins and are asking for 10 million pounds ,they are going to pour petrol over them and burn them. We are going from car to car and asking for a collection. 'how much is everyone giving'?
The man replies 'about a gallon'.
The man replies 'about a gallon'.