How many AAMers do you have on your phone?

But then who could they have a chip on their shoulder about? ;)

That's not fair Purple I mean they have been denied the things we take for granted, education, manners, hygiene, sporting ability, number of acomplished authors, musicians (good ones not U2).

I mean give those poor people a break.
 
That's not fair Purple I mean they have been denied the things we take for granted, education, manners, hygiene, sporting ability, number of acomplished authors, musicians (good ones not U2).

I mean give those poor people a break.
Yea, but they have prridddde (boy!).
 
Who's stopping you from breaking away?

Nobody I know anyway!

There was a recent plebiscite here in our Republic and The People voted not to break away (for the moment, at least) so that the rest of ye would have something wonderful to aspire to and would one day rise to our level of Utopian existence.

If we broke away now, the rest of the country would want to join Cork, in years to come, in the way Ireland join the E.E.C in 1973. And then ye'd want the same mountains and the same scenery and the same sporting personalities and the same accent, boy and the same levels of success at everything that we have and ye'd probably want to play in Munster Finals as well!

So we're stuck with ye for a while more, at least! :D
 
That's not fair Purple I mean they have been denied the things we take for granted, education, manners, hygiene, sporting ability, number of acomplished authors, musicians (good ones not U2).

I mean give those poor people a break.

Uwho??? We are the people who gave Hot Guitars and The Dixies to the world! :D
 
Uwho??? We are the people who gave Hot Guitars and The Dixies to the world! :D

And an early prototype of the Dundrum Luas Bridge .......... Joe Mac doing the splits :p
Seriously though, if ye do break away ye may lose out bigtime. It would mean that Waterford, Tipp, Limerick and the Kingdom would share the biggest, deepest sea port in the world. Sail through ........ no need for turning around. Chinese Supertankers, come and get some :)
 
And an early prototype of the Dundrum Luas Bridge .......... Joe Mac doing the splits :p
Seriously though, if ye do break away ye may lose out bigtime. It would mean that Waterford, Tipp, Limerick and the Kingdom would share the biggest, deepest sea port in the world. Sail through ........ no need for turning around. Chinese Supertankers, come and get some :)

I don't think we'd be breaking away in the physical sense - more like building The Great Wall of Cork. ;)
 
I don't think we'd be breaking away in the physical sense - more like building The Great Wall of Cork. ;)

We will allow you to build your wall.

Provided you promise to let your women return the good Dublin men who will design and build it.
 
We will allow you to build your wall.

Provided you promise to let your women return the good Dublin men who will design and build it.

Dubs design it??? We'd end up with tourists trapped on top of it like traffic on your M50!!! No thanks!

And if we do choose to give ye jobs as labourers during Cork's next construction boom, ye'll have to bring yer own women! Cork women have high standards, you understand! :D
 
Ahhhh Cork :) Where all the women are strong and all the men are good looking :D
 
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