Just joking
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Poor Brian..
I know
, but sure its only a joke..feel free to add your own.. ,
for example or http://images.google.com/imgres?img...crosoft:*:IE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7ADBF_en-GB&sa=N
Ceist Beag
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Don't give up the day job thedaras!!
Some credit crunch jokes.
The credit crunch has really helped me get back on my feet.. The car's been repossessed.
I went to my bank manager the other day and said to him, "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" "Simple" said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait".
Caller to a radio station: "Thanks to my financial adviser, I now have a small fortune".
Presenter : "That's interesting, tell me more" (Pause)..... Caller: "Mind you, I started off with a large fortune....."
I was talking to my bank manager, Mr. Evans, last week and he said to me: "From now on, be careful with you money, just concentrate on the big issues".
Met him outside a shop today and he sold me a copy.
I had a cheque returned yesterday. "Insufficient Funds". Mine or the bank's?
The credit crunch has really helped me get back on my feet.. The car's been repossessed.
I went to my bank manager the other day and said to him, "I'd like to start a small business. How do I go about it?" "Simple" said the bank manager. "Buy a big one and wait".
Caller to a radio station: "Thanks to my financial adviser, I now have a small fortune".
Presenter : "That's interesting, tell me more" (Pause)..... Caller: "Mind you, I started off with a large fortune....."
I was talking to my bank manager, Mr. Evans, last week and he said to me: "From now on, be careful with you money, just concentrate on the big issues".
Met him outside a shop today and he sold me a copy.
I had a cheque returned yesterday. "Insufficient Funds". Mine or the bank's?