How many forum members...

FredBloggs said:
and 1 to point out how to change the lightbulb using Google (this memeber may or may not be Clubman) :D
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.. and 1 to post "there are already other threads on this subject here, here and here. Please refer to Posting Guideline X :rolleyes:"
 
- can anyone recommend a lightbulb installer near where I live and how much to they cost? ('cause I couldn't be arsed googling or gettin' the golden pages_

- What's this thread got to do with X-factor by the way?
 
Oh, oh, I’ve an amusing story to share with the class (and no; I haven’t been drinking).
While waiting for an outpatient appointment one morning a few months back in St. James’s hospital I was roused from my newspaper (or book; I can’t remember) when the lights went out followed by all power. The nurses and receptionists were delighted as they speculated that they may be able to go home for the day when a caretaker/ maintenance man walked in with a box of tools. One of the nurses ventured to ask him what they should do (as if he was the authority who would send them home) to which he replied; “I dunno but for Jasus sake don’t anyone chance any light bulbs or the whole place will be out on strike!”
 
1 lightbulb consultant to argue that free light bulbs are not for everyone and that in some cases it is worth paying for light bulbs and then declare that they run a business that sells light bulbs.
 
Towger said:
The stories of waste and incompetence I could tell about the Public Sector, they would give Complainer a nervous breakdown;)
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I'm on his ignore list now so if you are concerned about his health you can PM the details to me and I will post them for you.:D (then you can quote my post and he will see it antway :p)
 
Purple said:
I'm on his ignore list now so if you are concerned about his health you can PM the details to me and I will post them for you.:D (then you can quote my post and he will see it antway :p)
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Would that not be breaking forum rules? I would be drumming up business for your wife! ;)
 
Purple said:
Oh, oh, I’ve an amusing story to share with the class (and no; I haven’t been drinking).
While waiting for an outpatient appointment one morning a few months back in St. James’s hospital I was roused from my newspaper (or book; I can’t remember) when the lights went out followed by all power. The nurses and receptionists were delighted as they speculated that they may be able to go home for the day when a caretaker/ maintenance man walked in with a box of tools. One of the nurses ventured to ask him what they should do (as if he was the authority who would send them home) to which he replied; “I dunno but for Jasus sake don’t anyone chance any light bulbs or the whole place will be out on strike!”
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When I was a student I was in on work experience in one of our semi states. During my time there the hour changed and on Monday morning when I got into work I noticed that the clock in the office was one hour out. So being a helpful chap and before the rest of the staff arrived I got up on a chair and was moving the hands on the clock when one of the permanent workers arrived. He saw what I was doing and let a scream out of him and ran over, knocking me to the ground. "For J**** sake," he said. "Do you want a f*****g strike!" he roared at me.
By the way it took nearly two weeks for a chap with a ladder to show up and change the clock to the correct time.
 
fredbloggs said:
when I Was A Student I Was In On Work Experience In One Of Our Semi States. During My Time There The Hour Changed And On Monday Morning When I Got Into Work I Noticed That The Clock In The Office Was One Hour Out. So Being A Helpful Chap And Before The Rest Of The Staff Arrived I Got Up On A Chair And Was Moving The Hands On The Clock When One Of The Permanent Workers Arrived. He Saw What I Was Doing And Let A Scream Out Of Him And Ran Over, Knocking Me To The Ground. "for J**** Sake," He Said. "do You Want A F*****g Strike!" He Roared At Me.
By The Way It Took Nearly Two Weeks For A Chap With A Ladder To Show Up And Change The Clock To The Correct Time.
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Qed
 
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