Married women / single women

[shootingstar]

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.




boom boom

 

[Olly64]

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

 

[shootingstar]

true but the dog wont give u nice things

 

[elefantfresh]

cork, where the real hurlers live..

he he!

 

[shootingstar]

he he!

ah stop now... after last Sunday ill have to edit my title...

 

[shootingstar]

hows that now...

 

[ClubMan]

true but the dog wont give u nice things

My bitch cooks dinner for me.

 

[shootingstar]

I might have known you`d have something witty and smart to add . Actually my bitch cooks me dinner too. He hates when i call him that...

 

[CCOVICH]

Does he like being treated like a bitch?

 

[shootingstar]

Does he like being treated like a bitch?

He loves it, especially when.........


nope, i`ll get banned, keeping stump on that one

 

[elefantfresh]

cork, next yr`s all Ire Hurling Champs

He he!

 

[shootingstar]

He he!

elefantfresh

he he !

 

[elefantfresh]

He he! I'm sorry - couldn't help myself - I have a fit of the giggles now!

 

[Purple]

He loves it, especially when.........


nope, i`ll get banned, keeping stump on that one

well at least link to your YouTube vid's...

 

[shootingstar]

vid`s?? purple.... tut tut