Reasons not to tidy/maintain your house/garden...

[ClubMan]

Girlfriend nearly destroyed coffee table
Double glazed glass broken
I have just broken petrol lawn mower
Marble Fireplace - Damage
Tiles down less than a year and now cracking

 

[Firefly]

:d

 

[gipimann]

In the words of the immortal Quentin Crisp....

"There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse."

 

[Caveat]

Ever heard Emo Philips talking about his fear of DIY?

"If a lightbulb blows, I just move house"

 

[Gordanus]

If a lighbulb blows, you can no longer see the dirt.

There were some great stories about rural electrification, but the one I remember is women seeing how 'dirty' their homes were for the first time and being horrified.

 

[Purple]

If a lighbulb blows, you can no longer see the dirt.

How very Zen of you.

 

[Leo]

There were some great stories about rural electrification, but the one I remember is women seeing how 'dirty' their homes were for the first time and being horrified.

Did they not notice during the day?

 

[Superman]

Did they not notice during the day?

They had small windows - so not much light.

 

[Leo]

They had small windows - so not much light.

Early light bulbs weren't all that bright either.

 

[ClubMan]

Things were in black and white in those days.

 

[Purple]

Things were in black and white in those days.

But if you told that to kids now-a-days, they wouldn't believe you!

 

[gipimann]

Have we all turned into Yorkshiremen???

 

[Mel]

When I was growing up, I remember our elderly neighbour hated sunny days, because the light coming in the window showed up dust floating in the air.

 

[Purple]

When I was growing up, I remember our elderly neighbour hated sunny days, because the light coming in the window showed up dust floating in the air.

Dirty auld git

 

[Gordanus]

[broken link removed]

 

[daithi]

..as seen in Trainspotting perhaps??

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