9 words women use:
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET LOST!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying GET LOST!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.