Friday joke!

[elefantfresh]

Adam Ant and his buddy Stanly were in the boozer on an all dayer.
After 20 pints and 20 small ones, Adam gets up to goto the jacks when he hits the deck screaming.
"whats wrong, whats wrong?" pleads his buddy.
"Staaaaaaan, its me liver....whoaa whoaa!"

 

[ney001]

So bad it's funny

 

[r2d2]

Adam Ant and his buddy Stanly were in the boozer on an all dayer.
After 20 pints and 20 small ones, Adam gets up to goto the jacks when he hits the deck screaming.
"whats wrong, whats wrong?" pleads his buddy.
"Staaaaaaan, its me liver....whoaa whoaa!"

Excellent.......

 

[Seagull]

So bad it should be band. Indian torture for the perpetrator. Bury him in an anthill.

 

[elefantfresh]

How many sound engineers does it take to test a microphone?
one, two, two, one, two...

 

[ninsaga]

Q: What noise does a blonde owl make?
A:What? What?

 

[elefantfresh]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!

 

[liteweight]

Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a goosberry?

A. They're two different colours!

Q. What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants crossing the Alps?

A. Oh here come the gooseberries....he was colour blind!!

 

[ninsaga]

Q: What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend?
A: About 45 lbs

 

[elefantfresh]

whats the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
about 45 minutes!